Dolly Vita

smilingeridan:

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag

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runyoucleverhunters:

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

(Source: lennonisheroin, via moriarty)

the-teen-paula-deen:

I would accept the invitation to your wedding but i would hate to look better than the bride

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via iitskimixox)

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petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack

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cottoncase:

I AM INSPIRED I WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

(via underplay)

bedussies:

[has war flashbacks about the fall out boy hiatus]

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